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~*~ Bitter Goth in the Corner ~*~
(Jason Isaacs (Lucius) on Chamber of Secrets):
Interviewer: Were you the victim of any practical jokes from the kids?
Jason: No, no one fucks about with you if you're carrying a big heavy stick.
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Some men see things as they are and say "why?"... I dream of things that never were and say "why not?"
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The early bird may get the worm but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.
anywho i really like that!!! its awsome
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I Like Bright Colours
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42.7% of the teenage population is not completely emo.
If your one of the 57.3% that is, STFU !
91.65% of all statistics are made up on the spot. . .
FvC : [link]
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It has a dark side, a light side, and it binds the universe together.
I like to think The Demon-Bunny automatically has to obey Bob. So Bob takes over the world. Booya!
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There is no I in team - but there is tea! And cookies..?
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"Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state.
Being in love shows a person how he should be."
- Anton Chekhov (1860 - 1904)
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