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Eggs usually start out good. A good egg is pretty inoffensive. But sometimes eggs go bad. And Mortimer was a very bad egg indeed.

As a child, I always found Humpty Dumpty to be kinda creepy. And stupid. I mean, how dumb does an egg have to be to go sitting on walls? And who's bright idea was it to send the king's horses to put him back together? Reassembling an egg would be nearly impossible with tweezers, magnifying glasses, and opposable thumbs, let along trying to do it with mondo hooves. Idiocy. But creepy. And I'd been sort've blocked lately, and looking at a lot of art by the incomparable James Christensen, and the next thing you know...Mortimer, and the little egg-beater wielding assassin. Die, wicked egg!
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Mood: Wow! *Corporal34 Oct 2, 2011  Student Writer
little red riding hood vs humpty dumpty who will win!

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Mood: Big Grin ~shinianne Jun 22, 2011  Student General Artist
:floating: that is so awesome dude

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Mood: Joy ~AnnaAnnaMarie Jan 30, 2011
Three words... OM NOM NOM!

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Call me Ames. :]
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!Silidrea Jun 25, 2010
okay thats sickly funny!
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~pureangel404 Jun 7, 2010
lol

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=Inkynebula Oct 13, 2009  Professional Artist
oops, whrong paste! sorry! i wanted to tell you that you are featured in my journal! :D [link]

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. :shithitsthefan: :work:
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=Inkynebula Oct 13, 2009  Professional Artist
Mystakaphoros

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. :shithitsthefan: :work:
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~Doggamaran Aug 27, 2009
You do know humpty dumpty is named after a cannon. An 18th century cannon named humpty was set on a wall to blast the invading army. It was to heavy and calapsed into pieces. The kings horses and men represent the kings horses and men trying to rebuild it.
I keep of history. ';)

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~Robogirl-81724 Aug 13, 2009
Love how the assasin has an egg beater. Great!

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~Siubhan Jul 16, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
somehow, strangely, i'm rooting for the egg.

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