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Garbage Dragonby `ursulav

Digital Art / Other / Fantasy

Following a short-lived fad for pet dragons in the Year of the Withered Turnip, and the inevitable injuries and attendant property damage, dragon breeders set out to create a docile domestic lap-dragon. Unfortunately, reckless inbreeding for the desireable traits of placid temper and a diet other than raw meat resulted in low fertility, while failing to deliver the dragon-breeder's Holy Grail of a dwarf lap-dragon. Extensive trapping of wild dragons to improve the strain led to the extinction of wild dragons by the Year of the Gibbering Chipmunk, while domestic dragons grew increasingly fat, sedentary, and omnivorous (although the fertility problem had been fixed entirely too well.) In the end, the dream of lap-dragons was abandoned, and dragons found a new niche as garbage disposals, eating virtually every form of organic trash and converting it to high grade fertilizer. Attempts by the well-meaning to coax the morbidly obese and slothful dragons into a healthier lifestyle revealed that in fact, dragons were perfectly content to sleep twenty-three hours a day and have their food delivered, and had a regrettable tendency to convert anyone attempting to alter their lifestyle into mulch by the most direct route.

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~PKVentura Mar 14, 2013

ever read The Obscene Bird of Night?

~theultamentdragon Sep 15, 2012

Aw, I want him <3

~chricko Jul 6, 2012

Cute.

~joseppe619 Jun 4, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

Jesus Christ!

~FreindOfSteel Aug 9, 2011

DON"T F

CK WITH NATURE!

~Theblackjackrabbit Jul 9, 2011

;3; this makes me sad for some reson

*Chargal4 Mar 16, 2011

Awww I feel so bad for him/her! *huggles*

~Gakatako Feb 23, 2011

*cries* mah brother!

~Crazydoudleman Oct 25, 2010

Pour Dragons they will never be the same!
Look at hit!!!!
Being content in it's filth is not the same as a Proud and Mighty Wild Dragon!

On a side note, very nice pic

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