Hama Sutra Snippet

"When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull, it is called the 'congress of a cow'. At this time everything that is ordinarily done on the bosom should be done on the back.

In the same way can be carried on the congress of a dog, the congress of a goat, the congress of a deer, the forcible mounting of an ass, the congress of a cat, the jump of a tiger, the pressing of an elephant, the rubbing of a boar, and the mounting of a horse. And in all these cases the characteristics of these different animals should be manifested by acting like them." -- The Kama Sutra

My poor co-author is attempting to translate the Kama Sutra into hamster, and occasionally sends me snippets expressing his sheer bafflement at the WEIRDNESS of the Kama Sutra. (And I don't even mean sexy weirdness, I mostly mean "lost-in-translation weirdness."

I really couldn't resist.