Y'all are at least as responsible for this one as I am. There was encouraging. Possibly even goading. I'll claim full responsibility for the last couple, but this...you brought this one on yourselves.
I will say categorically that while the last phalloi could have gone either way, this one really has to be a female of the...err...species, if only because that one movie with the male cows with udders was an abomination and therefore I state categorically that this is a girl, damnit.
(Before you ask, I'm pretty sure they lay eggs.)
Annnnnnnyway. Original is for sale, mixed media 7 x 8 or thereabouts, prints available for $10 plus shipping, yes, you can get a discount if you buy three or more phalloi as a set, I'm Not Here To Judge.
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