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(Contains: sexual themes)
Y'all are at least as responsible for this one as I am. There was encouraging. Possibly even goading. I'll claim full responsibility for the last couple, but this...you brought this one on yourselves.

I will say categorically that while the last phalloi could have gone either way, this one really has to be a female of the...err...species, if only because that one movie with the male cows with udders was an abomination and therefore I state categorically that this is a girl, damnit.

(Before you ask, I'm pretty sure they lay eggs.)

Annnnnnnyway. Original is for sale, mixed media 7 x 8 or thereabouts, prints available for $10 plus shipping, yes, you can get a discount if you buy three or more phalloi as a set, I'm Not Here To Judge.

Send a note or visit [link] for ordering details.
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Daily Deviation

Given 2009-04-01
The suggestor writes, "From the artist that brought us the Biting Pear and the Happy Cthulhu, here's another very original crossover." Please enjoy Holstein Phalloi by *ursulav! ( Suggested by zJoriz and Featured by snowmask )
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OmgYouAteThexCookies Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012
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:iconthe-tnd:
The-TND Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is epic! great work !:)
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:iconmysweetqueen:
MySweetQueen Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
lol xDDD epic win
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:iconmarge-kinson:
MaRge-KinSon Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Haha...you are quickly becoming one of my favourite people. :D
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:iconarchangelbaw:
ArchangelBaw Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Professional General Artist
lmao
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:icontreehugger28:
TreeHugger28 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011
which end do you milk?! sorry.. nasty... i thought this was super funny
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:iconsparkpenguin:
sparkpenguin Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
....yes.

YES.
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:iconleoreiss:
leoreiss Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2010
hahahahah
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:iconrapsha:
Rapsha Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2010
lol wtf
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:icontranhc2:
tranhc2 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2010
Looks like it belongs in a children's book.
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:iconanuralla:
Anuralla Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009
omg, these are absolutely fabulous!! xD
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:iconnaught101:
naught101 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2009
Egg laying mammal, eh? So it's related to a platypus?
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:iconharetrinity:
HareTrinity Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
This is AWESOME! How did no one tell me about this yet?

You should do an African plain set! Or a chipmunk one. They have a squirrelly pose.

Never enough cute little phallic creatures.
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:icontouch-not-this-cat:
Touch-Not-This-Cat Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2009
And find a Preist that is also a shrink.
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:icontanaigre:
Tanaigre Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2009
*dies at the phalloi as much as at the comments :D*
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:iconsadc:
sadc Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009
Hahaha GOLD! :D
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:iconmuertomushroom:
MuertoMushroom Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2009   Writer
I think my favorite part is that it's a female cow.
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:iconroxysavage:
RoxySavage Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2009
lol, ok this one was a little less cute and a little more weird, but the coloring is still great ^_^
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:iconobliviousxparanoia:
obliviousxparanoia Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2009
I enjoy your phallic inventions XD
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:iconcharlmax:
charlmax Featured By Owner May 28, 2009
my bf says that you should make one that looks like a turkey -raises eyebrows suggestively-
>_>
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:iconreesy1080:
reesy1080 Featured By Owner May 23, 2009
Ha :lol: I thought it was only guys who drew pictures of nobs that look like stuff :) I bet you love the end credits in super bad, cool pic by the way
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:iconlbthecc:
LBtheCC Featured By Owner May 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
That's... so... disturbing!
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:icontiger85:
tiger85 Featured By Owner May 9, 2009
YAY COW PENIS
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:iconangrenereg:
Angrenereg Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2009
Hahahahahahahaha....

Thats cool :XD:
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:iconsektor2814:
Sektor2814 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009
LMAO
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:iconevil-marge:
Evil-Marge Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
haha thats good :D
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:iconroxas0220:
roxas0220 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2009
at first i didn't know what this was.... er yeah
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:iconsparkpenguin:
sparkpenguin Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
this is great! and yeah. Barnyard was politically incorrect. i think. toward cows? bulls... bovines. glad someone agrees.

this is every bit as hilarious as it is well-drawn and conceived. bravo.
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leotheyardiechick Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
that one movie with the male cows with udders was an abomination

Thank you! How did no one in creative department catch the sheer wrongness of that? On top of that, they pair him with a cow and they both have the same bits. Way to not warp the kiddies' little minds, people. Honestly.

Now I would love to see a movie with this cute creature right here. Does it emit sounds?
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LucidOrdinance Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
when i first saw this i thought it was another brittish pudding SPOTTED DICK joke...

... but as it turned out, i laughed even harder once i realized what it really was.

amazing. you made my week.
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:iconmasso:
Masso Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009  Hobbyist Filmographer
Really?
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:iconspongemuffin:
SpongeMuffin Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
That is one cow I will never drink milk from.
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:iconathenatt:
AthenaTT Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
I don't even WANT to know what kind of "milk" comes from this Holstein! :faint: :rofl:
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:iconmamusho:
Mamusho Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009   Digital Artist
xD what the... :XD:
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:iconshembre:
Shembre Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009   Writer
It's like car wreck- amazingly of the ordinary yet kind of expected to happen eventually! :D
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:iconhmo:
hmo Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
Trying to understand why this is a DD...
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:iconinuyashalucariofan:
inuyashalucariofan Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
took a second to register, right before I fell off my chair. LOL
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:iconlinake:
Linake Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:dieslaughingattheDD:

Congrats! XDDDD
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:iconsunkissed-tuesday:
sunkissed-Tuesday Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009   Traditional Artist
um, moo!
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:iconmredison:
MrEdison Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
Saying "HOLY COW" would be redundant.
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:iconkettish:
kettish Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
While it isn't the artists' fault that this has won, I find it entirely inappropriate. ENTIRELY. That being said, I love the coloring-is that prismacolor pencil?
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:iconlost-confused-wolf:
lost-confused-wolf Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
Lol.
EPIC WTF moment.
But insanely funny. XD
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:icondruideye:
druideye Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Uh...
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:icon4ever-zero:
4Ever-Zero Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
my first comment was...EWWWWW
and then I was like, hahahaha, and then i was like...wtf?
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DragonsLover1 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
Congrats on the DD.

Although this is disgusting, it's obviously amusing somebody in the higher-ups.

So congrats, even if this is far from pleasing everybody.
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:iconstubby-chunks:
Stubby-Chunks Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
Does it Moo?
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:iconthetriskel:
TheTriskel Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009  Hobbyist
Jesus Christ, man.
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:iconmoondrifter:
moondrifter Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
thats the best thing ive seen all day. not going to lie.
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:iconcarmessi:
Carmessi Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
jajaja cool =·3
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:icondiazos:
Diazos Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
funny
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