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Elf vs. Orc 9Sings-to-Trees' head shot up. He knew Fleabane's barks like the back of his hand. Short, rapid barks, not grating, hysterical ones--somewhere between a greeting and a warning. Fleabane knew the person approaching, but he didn't really like them.

That meant it was either one of the humans from down the road (excepting Matilda, who brought cheeses and always had a tidbit for a hungry coyote) or the rangers.

"Shit!" Sings-to-Trees leapt to his feet and began kicking Celadon's armor under the bed, followed by the extra blankets.

Celadon got unsteadily to her feet. "What is it?"

"Company. Might be rangers."

She could have asked questions, lik

Elf vs. Orc 8Celadon woke up in the elf's arms.

This sounded a lot more romantic than it actually was.

For one thing, learning to sleep in proximity to another person is an acquired skill. You learn what to do with the arm that always seems to get stuck between you and where to put your feet and whether they mind having a leg draped over theirs and who can use whose arm as a pillow without nerve damage or a sore neck. Then there's the whole complex negotiation of blanket treaties and sheets and who gets what and who needs layers and who has to stick their feet out.

Without acquiring these vital habits, you wake up pretty much like Celadon—stiff, sore,

Elf vs. Orc 7This was easier said than done.

She gave him some very practical suggestions about how to tie the ropes. A bit of slack between the feet, enough to shuffle, not enough to run. A rope around the neck as a kind of leash in case she attacked him. He could tell she'd done this sort of thing before.

Sings-to-Trees, at that point, would have been happy just untying her completely and pointing her in the direction of the outhouse, but he had a horrible feeling he'd disappoint her if he didn't at least try to hold up his end. So he steeled himself to stay awake a bit longer and got the ropes set up, and hauled her out of the bed.

Then she wound up

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Psycho Sun Soapby `ursulav

Digital Art / Drawings & Paintings / Pop Art

Following the success of Elder Clean and Savage Orange, it looks like we're going to have soap available yet again this year! The incomparable Ellen Million is setting it up again, and requested a soap label for a swirly yellow and white citrus-and-eucalyptus soap, which is apparently fantastically refreshing stuff.

I suspect that this is probably not an advisable way to advertise soap, but fortunately, my viewers all seem to be as crazy as I am. Thank god.

Ordering information will be available in a week or two, and posted in my journal here!

Digital, prints available for $10 and $20 plus shipping, send a note or visit [link] for details!

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~Smurfygeorge Jun 3, 2012 Student Traditional Artist

your stuff hilarious!

~SwampLogger15 Jan 29, 2011 Hobbyist Writer

LMAO! Your soap labels never cease to make me smile! I absolutely love them! How did you come up with all this awesome stuff?

~oneluckyduck Nov 17, 2010

Is it sad that, when you put "sun" and "butcher knife" together, I see "Ichigo Kurosaki"?
...Hey, I found Digger though looking up "Zangetsu" on Google! Don't give me that look!