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-shadows
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~The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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I like to eat April's babies.
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The greatest reward is not JUST watching those who are already great, but watching those who are just starting out and watching them, helping them grow. That is true satisfaction.
So, please, use constructive critcism.
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~*Everyone has the making of greatness in them....all they have to do is find it*~
Plan to do a unicorn soon with your tech. Me love you very much.
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Sometimes I think I understand everything then I regain consciousness.
~Amy~
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Zev: oye creo que ya nadie nos toma enserio
Buho: deveras ¬.¬U
Zev: si, creo que deberiamos hacer un cambio
Buho: como que??
Zev: hacernos malos!!!!!
Buho: ah si
(pasa un ratito)...
Buho: ya!!!
Zev: ehmmm...
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"A sense of humor is a sense of proportion" - Kahlil Gibran
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In the driest whitest stretch of pain's infinite desert, I lost my sanity and found this flying purple singing slug.
Complaintopia's Controller of Potatoes
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