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He came from the east, bearing strange new inventions which failed utterly to impress anyone. In vain he offered them the newly domesticated slime-eel, the obsidian-edged whitehead remover,* and the Device For Turning Fish Guts Into An Attractive Rose-Shaped Garnish.

Depressed by the lukewarm reception to his offerings, he sat and ate his lunch with a strange device of his own invention, part spoon, part fork.

"What is that?" the people cried, spying this object.

"This? It's nothing. A spoon-fork thing. I made it so I wouldn't have to carry both."

"It's the greatest thing since fire!" the people cried, rejoicing in their newfound utensil.

"Whatever," said the Sporkbringer gloomily, and went on his way, the slime-eels slopping and prancing at his heels.



3.5 x 5 little piece on panel, rounding out the silverware pantheon--this one'll be up for auction, since everybody demanded a spork petroglyph.

Auction: [link]

*Frequently removed the whole head with it.
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~caseva Oct 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
We need it for the staff room.... someone is always raiding the cafeteria for more sporks
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~RukahTsubasa Sep 11, 2010
lolXD nice work!

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Mood: Thrilled ~littlemissowl Jun 24, 2010  Student General Artist
lol i luv it!!!!

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Mood: Joy ~lusciousangel14 Jun 17, 2010
haha I like it :D

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Mood: Stunned ~draken712 Apr 17, 2010
heh


he seems proud of his spork




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~stealthyjingles Apr 13, 2010
brilliant!!!

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"The bravery of idiots is bravery nonetheless."
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~youvegotmaille Mar 25, 2010
The painting, the title, the story... fantastic!!

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Mood: Adoration !cresun Mar 18, 2010
this is awesome :D
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Mood: Wow! ~carpenocturne Mar 17, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This picture is just too brilliant to be described!

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~Marilyse Mar 7, 2010
All hail the sporkbringer! ...I may be forced to start a cult, this is so great. :)

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