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Saint Heronius was a marauding warlord of the eleventh century, famed for the unspeakable atrocities committed upon his foes. Then one night, at the age of thirty, he had a vision of the Lord in the form of a flaming yo-yo, renounced his evil ways, and dedicated himself and his men to good works.

This lasted for about two months, whereupon the local populace, completely unable to deal with all the brigands who were trying to help them weed gardens, milk cows, and abducting little old ladies in order to help them across streets (the nearest street being some twenty miles distant, the toll on little old ladies was immense) rose up en masse and massacred the lot of 'em.

Cruelly martyred by angry little old ladies, St. Heronius, for no reason that anyone can determine, is now the patron of young lovers and cheesemongers.

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Another saint! I'm feelin' like birds this time. St. Heronius is a great blue heron, in case it's not immediately obvious, a lovely local species (although, perhaps, not known for their yo-yo skills.)

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~Groenew May 21, 2011  Student
You're so creative:wow:
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~Jrakob May 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lololololololololololololololol, *roflcopter*
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~SpindleWinter Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Poor guy- he was just trying to be nice! D:
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~sparkpenguin Sep 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
this one was even funnier! and i love the toony heron face.

great work!
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*shadow-crow May 25, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"he had the vision of the Lord in the form of a flaming yo-yo"

"Cruelly martyred by angry little old ladies, St. Heronius, for no reason that anyone can determine, is now the patron of young lovers and cheesemongers."

I simply love how you can represent the randomity (if I can create this word) of religion.

Keep going!
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:iconzjoriz:
You are a master at inventing stories like this. What a great one! And a flaming yo-yo too!
:rofl:
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:iconstarauthor:
He looks very pissed and it would make a nice staindglass.
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:iconbear48:
Yes and yes ;)
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