A popular tourist attraction of the region, the biting pear lives off low-flying birds, hand-outs, and the occasional unwary sightseer.
Don't look at me. I was reading up on pop surrealism before bed, and this is the sort of thing that happens. Even for me, that's a little disturbing.
Also, I may have an unhealthy obsession with pears. This is particularly odd because I haven't eaten a pear in years.
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or send a note if interested!
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