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I CAN EXPLAIN! REALLY!

See, every time I paint a rock formation that sticks up, it looks like a penis. I can't help it. It's a big lumpy sticky-uppy thing. You don't have to be a Freudian to find it phallic. It's not intentional. The rock formations just come out that way.

So I figured I'd try to get it out of my system for good, and just go with it. And it needed a small, horrified lizard, because...well, c'mon, it just needed a small horrified lizard. Some things just do.

Err.

It's watercolor and acrylic ink, 9 x 12, on coldpress watercolor. Prints are available--visit [link]--and the original is for sale, and if you want either, I will not judge you whatsoever. Promise.
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:iconserbus:
serbus Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Please make this a print.  It would make my roommate's day!
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:iconedarke:
edarke Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013
Hahahaha! Of course it needed a small, horrified lizard - the picture would have been incomplete without it!
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:iconkarinta:
Karinta Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013  Student General Artist
One of my friends is working on a drawing with flying pairs of boobs everywhere. Literally pairs of boobs with wings on them. :D
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:iconofroakiestaro:
OFroakieStarO Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013
Looks like it was painted with water colors!
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:iconannehill:
annehill Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013
Oh, how funny! Looks like a place that everybody likes to go explore! :D Ha Ha
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:iconluckysweep:
Luckysweep Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
Those are some interesting mushrooms.

"And it needed a small, horrified lizard, because... well, c'mon, it just needed a small horrified lizard." It was only after this that I laughed.
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:iconapollosfolly:
ApollosFolly Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
I wanna go there.
lol.
xD
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:iconacenbeaky:
ACEnBEAKY Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
"And it needed a small, horrified lizard, because...well, c'mon, it just needed a small horrified lizard. Some things just do."
Best line ever. Your logic is infallible. That needs to be a meme. He and the short lived "moralist lizard" meme should be one and the same.
Reporter: "So, Mr. Horrified Lizard, do you find your living conditions objectionable?"
Lizard: "Actually no, it scares away people. I get peace and quiet, even if I hear snickering in the distance."
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:iconlovedestructive:
LoveDestructive Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student Writer
So. This is perfect.
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:iconmagical-me:
Magical-Me Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Clever girl...

Love it! This would be something hilarious to have on my wall :lol:
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:icongenesis-orbit:
Genesis-Orbit Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012   Photographer
Damn I wish this was available for print rofl.
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:iconmariakurtidis:
mariakurtidis Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
this is hilarious
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:iconzelilaa:
zelilaa Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
its actually wonderful
i'd order the print if i didnt have this thing called parents.
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:iconmajadalgaard:
MajaDalgaard Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Priceless!
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:iconmetaltom:
Metaltom Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Student Filmographer
:rofl: Priceless
I like the colours
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:iconsilver-chick:
silver-chick Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012  Student General Artist
My new favourite picture on the Internet
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:iconalanjigsaw:
AlanJigsaw Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2012  Student General Artist
sooo about penisland.com not existing...
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:iconfictonartauthor:
FictonArtAuthor Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012
:faint:
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:iconsevenofeleven:
sevenofeleven Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011
No chance of a phallus negative here.

Looks great.
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:iconjodar5:
Jodar5 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011
Then suddenly...dicks...dicks everywhere...
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:iconmageofthebooksolivia:
mageofthebooksolivia Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I can not help but cackle, I kinda feel like the lizard
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:iconrenegadeflyer:
RenegadeFlyer Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Well, this was kind of... interesting... The lizard is really cute and the landscape is obscene in a funny way ;)
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:iconlotusflower22:
Lotusflower22 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011
This is just yo funny.
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:iconblacknsilver:
Blacknsilver Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Student
Wow... is all i could say. I did smile at it. Very nice. :D
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:iconservinojj:
servinojj Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011
This is amazing ha ha
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:iconvmmc385:
Vmmc385 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh man, I clicked this mistaking wang for Wang, the Chinese last name. Cue horrified expression idential to the lizard's.
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:iconskyrere:
skyrere Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I adore that small horrified lizard.
I love the rock formations.
I have that phallic landscape issue as well sometimes. XD
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:iconnicebutdemonic:
NiceButDemonic Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is my favorite C:
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:iconharpyja:
harpyja Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Scaaary :D
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:iconnekoneri:
NekoNeri Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Student General Artist
Nyan, at least is not only me having that kind of problems on the illustrations, after I finish one, people always finds boobs, penis, bonners, or even unapropriate scenes that have nothing to do with my main idea, and is also not intentional... But I think it ads interesting details to the jobs ne?
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:iconrecklessjester:
RecklessJester Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lolol Beautiful shades and colors. >w< Love the little horrified lizard~ :heart:
:3 Great job!
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:iconskyecladdancer:
skyecladdancer Featured By Owner May 21, 2011
Saw this and had to fav it. Wow-wow-wow! Thanks!!!
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:iconangelstained:
angelStained Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011   Writer
They look like mushrooms to me! :paranoid:
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:iconparkaperson:
parkaperson Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2011
haha that lizzards face is priceless! totally would be my expression if i was in its place XD love it!
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:icondrdevone:
DrDevone Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011
D8 oh gawd...
I'd hate to fall on one :C
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:iconcatlikebabe:
catlikebabe Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
lol verryyy funneh XD
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:iconlittledee2:
littledee2 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010
ahahhahha wtf
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:iconsupershahaf:
SuperShahaf Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
haha i love it!
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:icondimlormeister:
DimlorMeister Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010
Lol :>.
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:iconlancsdavid:
lancsDavid Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010
"Valley of Cock" by girl with a dirty mind
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:iconbazikg:
bazikg Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010  Professional Interface Designer
this piece is great! lol, cant stop laughing!
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:iconxsassylassyx:
xSassyLassyx Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010
I lol'd :lol:
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:iconlightssword:
lightssword Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:clap:
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:iconminzile:
Minzile Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2010   General Artist
^^; sweet painting
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:iconyzorderrex22:
yzorderrex22 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010
Thank you for sharing this...your description made me giggle...:D
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:iconconceptcat:
ConceptCat Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Looks a lot like those phallic mushrooms. :heart:3:heart:
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:iconsuckeymemiracle:
SuckeyMeMiracle Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Beautifully rendered piece, and the description is priceless. :D
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:icondasjabberwock:
DasJabberwock Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
It's understandible. I didn't notice that the mushrooms I draw looked like penises until someone pointed out (aptly naming them penishrooms) but that really is some nice watercolor-inkwork. I have a technique question, do you outline your work in pencil beforehand or do you just go with the flow?
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:icongiovyloca:
GiovyLoCa Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010  Professional General Artist
Amazing! :rofl:
Had to fave it. :D
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Lunar1907890 Featured By Owner May 15, 2010
Lol. Cock forest
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