Plow Potato

Farmer Snoggle just couldn't figure it out. The salesman had said that the Plow Potato could clear as much land as a team of oxen, but once he had it in harness, it just laid there. Not even dangling a stick of butter in front of it seemed to get it moving.

He was even beginning to suspect that maybe the salesman hadn't been entirely honest with him.

(Look, even if I COULD explain what I was thinking, I wouldn't--some depths are better left undelved...) Prints are available--prints are always available, since after the bit with the Naked Mole Rat pin-ups, I have learned not to even try to predict what people want in their homes--just e-mail me at [link] to set that up.)